Well, for those of you keeping track, it's been a looooong time since my last post. If you actually keep up with this, my apologies, if you don't, maaaaaybe that's for the best, I dunno. Aaaaanywho, still in the process of figuring out what direction I wanna take my life. Those of you who know me are probably open mouthed in shock that I, Mr. Some-semblance-of-intelligence/common sense-sure-I-know-where-I'm-headed (man, that'd really suck if I had THAT for a name), am completely lost with regards to my life. Well, hate to burst your bubble but I am completely fucking clueless most of the time. If at any time I seem in control I either am in control, or I'm faking it reeeeeaaally good. Which of the two I actually am I'll leave up to you all to decide. All little life crises aside I turned 20 on the 21st of last month. One more year to the bottle....oh joy, oh heavenly inebriated bliss. Still single, but still posessing the sex drive and passion of an iceberg in a siberian winter so by and large it's not even an issue really. I just hope I don't wind up some bitter frigid bitch in my later years with a death grip on a bottle of smirnoff (although it seems a very real possibility at this point!). I dunno, thing's will probably change once I find the right guy or the right guy finds me and wears my resistance and hesistation down to the point where he can finally get to me. Those of you placing bets on this event though should know that my bachelorhood ending probably hinges on certain mammals of the porcine variety taking flight and certain spiritual/metaphysical realms freezing over (I'm not bitter, I'm just a drama queen! Yay!). Anywho, enough of my strange rambling, I would be signing off now, da? (this be your daily dose of pseudo russian)
posted by David @ 11:46 PM
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